Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Best Wardrobe Malfunctions

The Best Wardrobe Malfunctions
A wardrobe malfunction is considered as an accidental exposure of intimate parts. It is different from flashing as the latter implies a deliberate exposure. There has been a long history of such incidents, from Britney Spears, to Tara Reid, to Paris Hilton, to Janet Jackson and hundreds of others caught off guard.

Whether it be a butt crack, upskirts, or a nipple slip or exposure of more intimate parts, we are all a bit voyeuristic and wanting to see celebrities with their pants down - literally


#1. Katy Perry's Nipple Slip
Katy PerryThe pop singer was giving an exciting show when her top slipped off a bit. Katy didn't actually notice the minor wardrobe malfunction and continued on with her show. In related news, Katy has been on a roll lately and achieved her first No. 1 album on the U.S. pop chart recently. Her third album "Teenage Dream" sold a whopping 192,000 copies this last week according to Nielsen SoundScan. She is also the first woman to achieve this feat since Ke$ha did it back in January.


#2. Taylor Swift's Crotch Calamity
Taylor Swift Wardrobe MalfunctionTaylor Swift had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction as she kicked off her Fearless tour in Tampa recently. The country singer, who has been criticized for her live performances, rocked out on stage and by the looks of it forgot her dress was super short. Click on the pic for the uncensored version of Taylor's wardrobe malfunction!






#3. Tia Tequila Bares Breast
Tila Tequila Wardrobe MalfunctionTila Tequila has a wardrobe malfunction at Cub Vanguard where she and fiance Casey Johnson attended the 10th anniversary and album release of Snoop Dogg in Los Angeles, CA on December 8, 2009.






#4. Beyonce Swim Suit Malfunction
Beyonce BeyoncéSinger Beyoncé Knowles who is on holiday with her family including her nephew in Hawaii, was spotted with one of her boobs almost popping out of her swim suit.


#5. Another Anonymous Hot Girl Bikini Malfunction

#6. Another Anonymous Hot Girl


#7. Karylle Nipple Slip
Is this real or is this fake?


#8. Melissa Gilbert



#9. Anne Curtis Swimsuit Malfunction
Anne CurtisIf you haven't yet heard about Anne Curtis' Wardrobe Malfunction which caused her right breast to be exposed while she was on ASAP XV (a musical variety show in the Philippine), you will now.

Unfortunately after Curtis' wardrobe malfunction, she burst into tears because so many were taking pictures of her exposed breast with their cellphones.



#10. Sofia Vergara's Crotch Calamity
Sofia VergaraModern Family star Sofia Vergara attended a party in LA Wednesday night wearing a tight purple dress--that went see-through under the flashbulbs. At least she was wearing underwear.


#11. Elizabeth Hurley's Boob Display
Elizabeth HurleyElizabeth Hurley donned a sari for a black tie event in London Tuesday night, but without the blouse underneath, thereby leaving little to the imagination.

WAS IT AN ELIZABETH HURLEY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION? Nope!

A stunning Elizabeth Hurley with bare breasts donned in sheer Sari at Love Ball Fundraiser is by Indian standards a definite no-no… and, by Western standards, definitely an eye-popper!

Hurley aka Liz Hurley, attended the gala with husband Indian-born millionaire Arun Nayar, whom she wed in March 2007 in Hindu wedding customs.

The Nayer-Hurley wedding was said to have been a fairy-tale event in India. Nayar is an Indian textile heir.

Says a report in Exposay, that Hurley’s marriage is under strain. The model-and-actress’ husband is reportedly becoming increasingly frustrated with her refusal to compromise on any joint decisions.

A source cited by Exposay said: “She’s more like a boss than a wife. Arun often feels like rather than being in first flush of love, he is stuck with a wife who can be cold, pushy and bossy.”

Is the “wardrobe malfunction” Hurley’s own idea then? Seems so, an observer said, adding “she may be doing a Kamasutra for her sullen other half.”



#12. Paris Hilton's Upskirt Wardrobe Malfunction
Paris Hilton's dress riding up her thighs in a parking lot. Did she even notice?



#13. Salma Hayek Dress Malfunction


#14. Penelope Cruz Bikini Malfunction
Penelope CruzBeautiful Penelope Cruz shows nipple while vacationing


#14. Katy Perry's Wardrobe Malfunction
Katy PerryPop newcomer Katy Perry was left red-faced at a charity concert in Canada, when her tight-fitting dress broke on stage.

The "I Kissed A Girl" singer suffered a 'wardrobe malfunction' and revealed rather too much to the audience when her breasts slipped out of her figure-hugging gown.

After throwing herself to the ground during an energetic performance of her new single Hot N' Cold, Perry soon found her assets struggling for release.

As she knelt one stage beside her guitarist, her halterneck strap pinged off one side of her satin dress, causing it to slip down and reveal her nipples.

Those in the audience were also give a glimpse of the gusset of her white opaque tights.

After realizing her overexposure, an embarrassed Perry rushed off stage to fix her dress before returning and carrying on the performance like any consummate professional.





#15. Melanie Sykes Boob & Nipple Wardrobe Malfuntion




#16. Angelic Angelina Jolie's Cleavage
Angelina JoliePure white, luscious beauty


#17. British Bobsledder Bears Butt
Gillian CookeLast weekend at the World Championships, the British got their fill when British bobsledder Gillian Cooke's skin-tight bobsledding pants split in half as she bent over, exposing her G-string and bottom.

Unaware of the tear and the frigid air, Cooke was focused on her run and continued to stretch.

The official behind her tried to be discrete and fight off the laughter, but the incident was too embarrassing to fend off.

According to The Daily Mail, Cooke and Nicola Minichiello still manged to finish seventh at the championships which took place in St Moritz, Switzerland over the weekend. Cooke, an Edinburgh native and Sheffield-based Minichiello are due to fly the flag at the Olympics in Vancouver, Canada in February.

The dynamic duo won a gold medal from last year's World Championships in Lake Placid.



#18. Carrie Prejean Bikini Nipple Slip in Hawaii with Boyfriend
Carrie PrejeanA Carrie Prejean sex tape which was believed to have fallen off the radar has somewhat been re-ignited again after the former Miss California and Miss USA first runner-up was seen vacationing in Hawaii with her NFL player boyfriend, Kyle Boller, exposing herself after her 2 piece swimsuit bikini top kept having a wardrobe malfunction.

For those who don’t know who Carrie Prejean is by now, you may remember a beauty pageant contestant who became the talk of the blogosphere world when she answered the question over same-sex marriage which brought on some ranting. Yes, it was Carrie Prejean! After her crown was snatched, she stated she was dethroned over her religious views and then initiated a suit and this is when the racy pictures of Carrie Prejean surfaced.

In November of ‘09, Carrie Prejean made an appearance on Larry King Live regarding the pageant after news was revealed that she had a sex tape. The beauty queen became so upset over Larry King’s questions that she attempted to leave the set and called his questions inappropriate.


#19. Cristina Millian Poses for the Camera
Christina MilianChristina Milian is an American actress and Grammy Award-nominated R&B,songwriter,dancer, host, and writer. She has released three studio albums and one compilation album. She also has had four solo top five singles (and also a top ten featuring credit single) in the UK as well as hits in the rest of Europe and North America. As an actress, Milian appeared in the 2003 film Love Don't Cost a Thing opposite Nick Cannon. She also starred as singer Linda Moon in Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty, and appeared in the 2006 horror film Pulse. Her public life took an interesting turn with the media constantly linking her to Nick Cannon, Eric West, and producer Dre.


#20. Donald Duck Downs Christina Aguilera's Dress - But is it Real
Christina AguileraHardly a day goes by without a new sonic, ideological, written, or visual reason to despise Christina Aguilera. While we can all applaud the use of nipples in comedy, this is just plagiarism. Think about it – always desperate for media attention and hoping for the kind of hype and public outrage that Janet Jackson unleashed on easily astounded Americans just a couple of years ago during the Superbowel, what does the unoriginal, clonetastic, anti-sounds-with-substance Christina NoSoul do?

Let’s see… Using Justin Timberlake would be too obvious…. but he was a Mouseketeer…. “hi Donnie, it’s Christina Nothingspecialera. You wanna do a publicity shoot?…… Oh…….. What if I pay you more than you’re already getting?….. Oh……….Not even for $21.50 an hour huh……..”

Whatever. However she conned the Donald (f@$k a duck?), here’s Christ weener Aguilamo’s latest contribution to bipedal mass consciousness. To be fair, it is perhaps the best thing she has ever done or will ever do… but it is still less funny than the idea of Paris Hilton cleaning toilets…


#21. Beyonce's Own Crotch Calamity - Displaying her Vajayjay
Beyonce Beyoncè KnowlesAt a concert performance, Beyoncè Knowles dropped it low on the pole and flashes her private goodies to thousands of fans. Now if you believe that this was a so called Wardrobe malfunction then you are dumber than a box of rocks. Beyoncè and the people who put together her wardrobe know so damn well if you wear glitter bikini bottoms , with no panties and plan on dancing around the stage and dropping it low on a pole that there is a high chance that some cooch, or butt is gonna eventually fall out...and thats just what happened. Take a look at the pic and you can clearly see her COOCHIE... "Lord Have Mercy, What Is The World Comming TO"..lol.



#22. Pamela Anderson Slips into 2010 With Her Nipple Assets
Pamela AndersonHollywood's blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson let her hair down at a celebrity studded New Year's party but ended up having a wardrobe malfunction.

The 'Baywatch' beauty was hosting a party at Paramount Studios in Hollywood when her white dress slipped. The 42-year-old actress had come on stage to count down the final minutes of 2009 when the wardrobe malfunction occurred.

But the former Playboy model did not realize the slip until American Idol star Adam Lambert who too had joined her on stage pointed it out.


The 27-year-old attempted to pull up her top, but Anderson held him away before realizing the faux pas.


#23. Bai Ling Dress Mishap
Bai LingBeautiful Chinese/American Actress. Bai Ling, with another Nipple Slip.


#24. Eva Mendes
Eva MendesAs Eva arrived for the screening of her new film ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans’ she was wearing a lose fitting white shirt over a black skirt. The shirt was all unbuttoned except for the last two buttons above her tummy. She was wearing no bra underneath. And they call it malfunction? Perhaps a better word to describe the situation would be a planned wardrobe malfunction. As she posed in front of the posters ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans’ her hanging boob and part of light pink colored areola and nipple was all visible and photographers did not miss a second to shot the boob in great detail on Sunday.

Whether it was an Eva Mendes Wardrobe Malfunction or an Eva Mendes planned Wardrobe Malfunction, it has made the star and her movie a good jump start. In my private, humble opinion that was exactly the reaction meant by the boob and nip show.

So for the guys who want to see the model in greater details, Eva Mendes has offered plenty of opportunities. Her Calvin Klein lingerie ad, she is wearing a netted lingerie which is too short to hide anything, and wrapped around a male model who is having a hard on!





#25. Avril Lavigne Nipple Slip
Avril LavigneLesson for today: If you set off running you must make sure that your top is secure. Avril Lavigne didn't take this advice and one of her nipples came into view.


#26. Anna Kournikova Slips on the Court
Anna KournikovaAnna Sergeevna Kurnikova; born June 7, 1981) is a retired Russian professional tennis player and model. Although she never won a major singles tournament, she became one of the best known tennis players worldwide. At the peak of her fame, fans looking for images of Kournikova made her name (or misspellings of it) one of the most common search strings on Google.


#27. Hot Actress Angelina Jolie Nipple Slip
Angelina JolieA very saucy Angelina Jolie nipple slip pic here, taken at an awards ceremony in the USA. With her big tits bulging under a low cut dress, her tits are trying their hardest to break free, and her nipples both pop out to give the spectators, and the gathered paparazzi a wonderful view of those perky pink puppies.


#28. Amy Smart's Nipple Slip
Amy SmartOne of the itty bitty titty club




#29. Britney Spears Crotch Calamity
Britney SpearsSuperstar Britney Spears suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction during her comeback show in Tampa, Florida on Sunday when her leotard ripped, accidentally exposing her naked crotch to the audience.

The singer had just finished performing "I'm A Slave 4 U" and was being lowered beneath the stage when she revealed her costume blunder.

Failing to realize her microphone was still on, she said, "My pussy was hanging out!" - causing the arena to erupt in laughter.







#30. Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip
Amy WinehouseAmy Winehouse, what an unlikely candidate for a nipple slip! However, being a crack head has its obvious benefits … like not giving a &@#% about how you look.

Her breasts also seem quite asymmetrical… check out the aureole on the right: it’s twice the size of the nipple on the left!



#31. Malaika Arora Khan Wardrobe Malfunction at Modeling Event
Maliaka Arora KhanThe fashion industry has seen a couple of malfunctions on the ramp of late. The latest victim is none other than Maliaka Arora Khan. At a recent fashion show by designer Manish Malhotra at the suburban hotel, Malaika walked on the ramp. When she was about to step on to the ramp she realized that the tube top she was showcasing was going to fall off. It was too late for her to back off and she gracefully walked on the ramp holding her top.

It was a situation where anybody could have panicked but being a professional Malaika did not panic nor did she let it affect the show. The actress snugly wrapped her arms around the top and walked on the ramp without any discomfort on his face. Though people present there noted that there was something wrong the way she walked the ramp.

When contacted Malaika confirmed the news "yes, there was a costume malfunction but I realized it quickly and did not let it affect the show while I was on the ramp. I just held it in place and completed my walk."



#32. Catherine Zeta Jones Exposes Assets on Stage in New York
Catherine Zeta JonesOscar-winning actress Catherine Zeta-Jones was left embarrassed after accidentally exposing her assets on stage in New York last week.

According to the reports, the Welsh actress, who has children Dylan, nine, and Carys, six, with husband Michael Douglas, stunned the audience of her play A Little Night Music on New York's Broadway when she opened her kimono a little too much, revealing her breasts to the left side of the audience.

Critics have not been kind to Zeta-Jones for her portrayal of 19th century Swede Desiree in the production, with one blasting her for not being able to sing and act at the same time.

The 40-year-old star recently admitted she is "insecure" about her appearance. "I have many insecurities. I'm a lot more reserved and quiet than I let on to be," Zeta-Jones said.

"I think I'm not aesthetically beautiful. I have a broken nose here. I had a tracheotomy when I was a kid. I had broken capillaries. I always ask my husband, 'Do I look fat in this dress?' Can you see that spot on my face?'," she added.







#33. Sarah Jessica Parker is Wind Whipped & Wrapped Tight
Sarah Jessica ParkerUnfortunate blast: Sarah Jessica Parker is caught out as she goes to Morandi Restaurant in New York

She had clearly spent hours planning the perfect outfit.

But when Sarah Jessica Parker stepped outside her front door, it was all undone - by a sudden gust of wind.

As she walked to a restaurant in New York, a strong breeze pressed her dress tightly to her body and left little to the imagination.



#34. Miley Cyrus Wardrobe Malfunction
Miley Cyrus Nipple SlipMiley Cyrus shows off for the paparazzi down in the valley.



#35. Lady Gaga Almost Nipple Slip
Lady GagaLady Gaga bears her breast and a little bit of nipple tits.


#36. Sarah Jessica Parker Wardrobe Malfunction at Film Premier of "Did You Hear About the Morgans"
Sarah Jessica Parker's hot pink dress beautifully showed off her hot body at the premiere of new movie Did You Hear About the Morgans? yesterday, she may have regretted her decision for two reasons.

All was well while her long velvet coat was in place, but as the cover-up came off, Ms Parker clearly felt something slipping as the strapless dress began heading south.

But a mishap almost occurred as the actress attempted to readjust the outfit, very nearly exposing herself to the waiting photographers.

Thankfully, a malfunction was avoided and she carefully smoothed the stunning pink mini-dress back into place.



#37. Mariah Carey Dress Malfunction - One Small Nipple Slip



#38. Julia Roberts Nipple Slip
Julia Roberts Nipple Slip


#39. Lindsay Lohan Skirt Malfunction


#40. Gorgeous Jessica Alba See Thru Malfunction