10 Hottest Celebrities Who Are Freakin’ Nuts on Twitter

10 Hottest Celebrities Who Are Freakin’ Nuts on Twitter

Twitter: the social networking website which put the final nail in the coffin of mainstream celebrity dignity. As if reality TV weren’t enough already, it seemed imperative to someone that the Hollywood crowd – renowned as they are for looking good and thinking little – be given an extra little slice of influence over the unwashed populace of the world. Inevitably, it’s produced some darned interesting results, and we’ve decided to publish some serious highlights. Scroll down for a trip into the minds of the nuttiest – and hottest – celebrity Twitter addicts.

10. Tila Tequila

Aside from her constant tweets referring to her party lifestyle and ‘celebrity’ friends, and a running commentary on which sexual orientation she’s decided to lean towards each week, rapper and model Tila has spent a considerable amount of time on the popular social website treating followers to her frankly loopy ‘poetry.’ Case in point: “I close my eyes N deep submerge, the frantic screams R now distant I count 2 30, heartbeat slowing down, I see flashes of my life B4 I drown.” Best stick to the lingerie modeling…

9. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay, the already fairly unhinged former child star, and professional powder-snorter, decided to let the whole world know about her breakup with girlfriend Samantha Ronson back in 2009. The story goes that after a particularly nasty catfight with her other half, locksmiths were called to lock Lindsay out of the house. The next day she decided to take revenge by publicly announcing her suspicions that Sam had been cheating on her. The strangest thing about the whole tirade is the way in which her stance jumps from vicious to friendly and all the way back again, clearly indicating that she needs locking up in a ward rather than out of an apartment.

8. Paula Abdul

You’d have to be at the highest mark on the Richter scale of craziness to lose your job through prematurely tweeting petulant remarks about quitting your job, and think that’s OK. Turns out Paula Abdul is that fucking nuts. The pig shit-crazy host of hit reality show American Idol decided that the humongous $10 million pay check she’d been offered wasn’t enough (she wanted double that), so kicked up a fuss and decided to tweet to the world that she wouldn’t be returning next season. Problem is, the producers still thought they were in the middle of negotiations. Yes, Paula did that thing we all dread: took the ultimate gamble and fucked it all up. To the value of as much as $20 million. Add that to her increasingly odd tweeted opinions on global affairs, and you have the most valuable mental patient on earth.

7. Rihanna

Following an incident on national television, in which singer Ciara and disaster Joan Rivers spent a few moments basically describing her as a bitch, Rihanna decided to take the shit to the next level. The dazzling Barbados-born pop starlet sent a sarcastic update over the world wide web antagonizing Ciara, leading to a very public catfight not unlike that seen outside a nightclub at 3am. The really crazy part? The sheer speed in which the two insulted each other personally and then switched moods totally, proceeding to pat each other on the back in a maddeningly shallow display of self-congratulatory, post-fight flattery. Weren’t celebrities given enough of a public platform for their bitchiness already? The guys at Twitter clearly think not.

6. Demi Moore

Frequently naked movie star and world’s most ‘high profile doll collector,’ Demi’s Twitter life appears slightly unhinged due to the sheer tenacity of her constant ‘soccer mom’ family updates, vomit-inducing romantic messages to her husband Ashton Kutcher, and her infamous row over the nature of child pornography with fat celebrity gene-failure Perez Hilton. Let’s be honest, it’s a little bizarre for a globally renowned Hollywood figure to insist on publicly moaning about vacuuming her daughter’s dorm room while on a visit to her college, let alone defending the objectification of her teenage offspring’s tits.

5. Kirstie Alley

Yet another prime example as to why celebrities should not be given such public freedom of speech; previously coke-addled Scientology nut Kirstie also decided to get involved in the much-tweeted war between Demi Moore and Perez Hilton. Following the accusations from Moore that Hilton’s public promotion of Demi’s cleavage-ridden teenage offspring Tallulah Willis was tantamount to child pornography, Alley decided to send a substantial amount of tweets in Hilton’s direction informing him that he was an ‘ASS WIPE’ and a child molester. Professional ball sack Hilton understandably hit back by informing her that she would shortly be sued – but it never came to fruition. Add this drawn out, misspelt and grammatically incorrect rant to her already alarmingly crazy sounding self-motivational tweets and you have the recipe for a sectioning.

4. Mary J. Blige

The not-so-gracefully aging R&B singer, Ms Blige, has been quite renowned in Twitter circles for her intriguing, self-righteous tweets, and while they aren’t necessarily crazy in the conventional sense, they certainly have an egotistical naivety attached to them which only the most bizarrely delusional human might care to share with the world. Take this fine example – since deleted but mercifully screen-grabbed to enter the annals of celebrity history: “Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that!” The irony speaks for itself.

3. Brooke Hogan

Another example here of stupidity equaling madness. Celebrity daughter Brooke has been in the limelight ever since the hit reality TV show Hogan Knows Best catapulted her career – and bank account – forward. Problem is, she’s what you might call a little… away with the fairies. Examples of bizarre Twitter ramblings attributed to her include: “What’s up with this Israel/Palestine thing people are talking about?” and “I just named my new bird twitter:).” This, combined with her seemingly oblivious delusion that her new album is akin to some kind of Pink Floyd progressive masterpiece, is mental breakdown gold. The best thing? Her trippy, bubble-land dream crap is endless; it’s like watching someone on acid trying to fill out a form for the IRS, forever.

2. Lady GaGa

It’s hardly a surprise that one of the most unusual dames in pop might have a slightly… unorthodox tweeting habit. Lady GaGa – real name Stefani Germanotta – has spent the last year or so trying harder and harder to make her wardrobe resemble anything but a wardrobe: bacon lingerie, white PVC robot suits, a whole bunch of leather bondage crap – you name it, she’s fuckin’ done it! With a style and dress sense that ridiculous, we assume it must just be an act, right? Wrong. GaGa’s tweets show she’s clearly through the looking glass, with such psychedelic pearls of profound wisdom as the following, tweeted last year: “Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the Glitter Way.” Pass that bong yo. Cuckoo!

1. Jenny McCarthy

Ah, Jenny, the madwoman from Illinois who started the stupidest nationwide panic on earth. Talk about abusing your position: model and professional actress McCarthy has been blacklisted by the general medical community ever since she decided to take to the screens and spout a hurricane of unfounded bull about the dangers of child vaccination. With this in mind, is there any real surprise that somewhere along the line the world’s nuttiest broad would end up alarming us on Twitter? Of the many bizarre statements tweeted by her, the highlight surely has to be the following peach regarding her genitalia: “Is anyone else having a problem with their vagina today? I can’t get service in certain parts of my house.” Cart her off to the madhouse; it’s a wonder she can work her computer.