Monday, March 28, 2011

Top 21 celebrity nip slips

Top 21 celebrity nip slips
The term ‘wardrobe malfunction’ refers to an “accidental instance of indecent exposure of intimate parts.” Note that this is different from flashing, which implies a deliberate exposure or your goodies.

There has been a long history of such accidents, but the term itself was coined in late 2000s.

The first reported instance of wardrobe malfunction occurred on The Price Is Right in 1977. It involved a contestant named Yolanda Bowsley, who, upon hearing ‘COME ONE DOWN’, ran down the stairs while her tube top decided to come down as well.

This list will comprise only of our favorite type of wardrobe malfunction: The Nip Slip.

Unlike the vagina shot or the crack flash, the nip slip is a classy accident used by celebrities everywhere to draw media attention (although sometimes is an honest mistake).

So sit back and enjoy our picks for the Top 21 Celebrity Nip Slips:


#20 Courtney Cox+1
Courtney is one hot MILF, no doubt about that, but the fact that this nip slip was caused by her kid… hmmmm that kind of killed the mood for most of us.

#19 Jordan
Girl is a slut, no shock value here.

#18 Kate Moss
When she is not busy snorting coke in some crack house in London, Kate likes to go to the beach wearing loose fitting bathing suits.

#17 Ashlee Simpson
Bless strapless bikini tops.

#16 Claire Danes
So wholesome. Even her boobs are small, cute and precious.
#15 Janet Jackson
The wardrobe malfunction that started it all…
#14 Miss Piggy
You naughty naughty porker.
#13 Kirsten Dunst
This is one of those slips that look totally innocent. I’m sure she honestly didn’t notice her top is nowhere close to where it should be. Who knew she has such nice boobs?
#12 Bai Ling
We love Bai Ling, she’s dirty. But we are kind of turned off by the huge nipple thing she has going on… unless you are into that.

#11 Lindsay Lohan
Sure, you can’t see much. But it’s Lindsay, she’s uber hot and we love her.

#10 Paris Hilton
Carefree attitude: she is so used to the idea that everyone has seen them she doesn’t even notice anymore.

#9 Mischa Barton
Mischa just came out of rehab, so we are cutting her some slack and placing her on the top 10. Besides, she does have a nice rack.

#8 Lily Allen
The British firecracker has delighted us with a couple of nip slips due to her lack of love for bras. We love you Lily.

#7 Pamela Anderson
The Queen of Homemade Porn (that ‘mysteriously’ makes it to the internet) has delighted us with a lot of wardrobe malfunctions over the years. Cheers to you!
#6 Tara Reid
Yes, she has ugly ass boobs. But this picture is truly mesmerizing… I mean, her WHOLE BOOB is hanging out in the middle of the night and she ‘doesn’t notice’? Is she high?? Extra points for flashing and making us laugh.
#5 Lady Gaga
She’s sexy and so is her nipple.

#4 Aisleyne Horgan Wallace
Yeah, we didn’t know who she was either (apparently she is some kind of Brit model) but she gets points for full-boob-flash and having such nice breasts.

#3 Halle Berry
A real wardrobe malfunction that showed us what we have longed for all these years.
#2 Rachel Ray
WTF!!! That was our reaction as well.

#1 Adriana Lima
We get all misty-eyed every time we look at this picture. Have you ever seen such beauty?  The epitome of perfect breasts.


#0 Britney Spears